i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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