That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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