Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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