I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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