I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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