never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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