She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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