Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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