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apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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