I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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