Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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