I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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