i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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