Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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