its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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