If i come over, it means nothing
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
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I don't deserve a penis
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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