Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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