We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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