Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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