Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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