Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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