how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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