Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I can't put those talents on a resume
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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