go do what you do best...puke behind churches
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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