We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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