I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Randomize
