you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I have fence marks all over my body
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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