I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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