Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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