he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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