It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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