Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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