Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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