i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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