I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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