It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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