was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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