Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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