Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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