Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
