I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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