windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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