At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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