Moan for me like Helen Keller
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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