Swine flu is the new snow day.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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