The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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