I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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