fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Do plants get herpes?
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