Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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