I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
