You made me cry and you don't even care
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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