she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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