Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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