Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
this will be a night to untag.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
i black out too much to be "responsible"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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