I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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