if you like me you must not know who I am
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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